Remember kids, real enthusiasts don't shave

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12/07/2016 at 12:16 • Filed to: None

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Safety image: Study links certain body hair to STIs:

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Pubes are good m’kay


DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > My bird IS the word
12/07/2016 at 12:24

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When I pull down my pants, “welcome to the jungle” starts playing.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/07/2016 at 12:25

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You should probably get that checked out...that doesn’t sound normal.


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/07/2016 at 12:27

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At least you don’t need to worry about subarus now.


Kinja'd!!! CB > My bird IS the word
12/07/2016 at 12:30

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Their point about shaving being linked to age and sexual activity, as well as not looking into whether safe sex was practiced or not, is a pretty important consideration. Sounds like, as with every study, more research is needed.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > My bird IS the word
12/07/2016 at 12:33

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So my tidy landing strip is not safe for landing?


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > CB
12/07/2016 at 12:45

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Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > My bird IS the word
12/07/2016 at 12:45

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shaving opens all sorts of microscopic abrasions and cuts. open wounds are more prone to infection.

science bitches.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > LongbowMkII
12/07/2016 at 12:50

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So does anal sex, but I don’t see anyone mentioning the fact it makes you more prone to STIs...


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
12/07/2016 at 12:57

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joke?


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
12/07/2016 at 12:57

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Have you never taken a sex ed course before?


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > LongbowMkII
12/07/2016 at 13:01

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Attempted joke.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > DipodomysDeserti
12/07/2016 at 13:02

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Actually, no, never have.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > My bird IS the word
12/07/2016 at 13:03

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One of my coworkers once exclaimed, “I don’t drive a Subaru because I don’t like dicks in my ass”.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
12/07/2016 at 13:14

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Needed Miata punchline.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > My bird IS the word
12/07/2016 at 13:17

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Trimming the grass makes the trees look bigger.


Kinja'd!!! JRapp: now as good as new again > My bird IS the word
12/07/2016 at 13:41

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Correlation is not causation.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > LongbowMkII
12/07/2016 at 13:48

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One of my coworkers once equated being into Subarus with a preference for being a gay bottom. You wouldn’t know that, of course. It was funny at the time.


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > LongbowMkII
12/07/2016 at 14:03

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Which is why they say to not shave any part of your body right before teh intercourse.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
12/07/2016 at 14:47

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Crash landing, maybe.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
12/07/2016 at 17:30

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Haha, that’s something I would say.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > My bird IS the word
12/07/2016 at 17:31

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No.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > jkm7680
12/07/2016 at 21:52

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It was pretty funny. Another classic was, “I don’t like Subarus because I don’t like blowing dudes.”.

I wish I started recording every day at my work from the day I started. I’d be an award winning R-rated sitcom writer by now with all the situations, conversations, and off-the-handle statements they’ve uttered.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
12/07/2016 at 21:57

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Hahah

A friend of mine got a new Subaru Forester recently and this is the first thing I sent him.

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(All in good humor, not trying to offend anyone.)


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > jkm7680
12/07/2016 at 22:17

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I thought it was pretty kind and technically accurate. Lesbians love hatchbacks and wagons, especially Subarus.

It would be insensitive if U-Haul did this campaign and used the tag line, “I’m ready for my second date.”.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
12/07/2016 at 22:24

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Hahah, well interestingly enough I also know a complete stereotypical Outback owner. Art school student, nose ring, short hair. She fuckin owns it though, lol.